Selah March

December 6, 2007

Hit and Run.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Selah March @ 5:53 pm
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I’m not really here. No. Really. Not.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling along the candy store, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Selah March! And she gives an ominous roar:

“I’m seriously going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!”

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10 Comments »

  1. You have to write a het sex scene and this is what happens?

    Comment by Eva Gale — December 6, 2007 @ 8:39 pm | Reply

  2. Gracious! *ahem*

    Stalking through the plains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Alessia! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

    “I’m going to fuck you until you can no longer smell pretty things!”

    Comment by Alessia Brio — December 7, 2007 @ 6:15 am | Reply

  3. Oh, Man, I want Alessia’s!

    Comment by Eva Gale — December 7, 2007 @ 10:09 am | Reply

  4. Eva, attack and pillage and steal it from Alessia. BE the WARRIOR.
    Okay, troops, let’s practice our battle cry:
    AaaaaaaeiiiiiiPlaaaaaaaaagiarise!!!
    Your words are mine, vile cringing foe!

    Comment by Kate R — December 7, 2007 @ 4:37 pm | Reply

  5. See what happens when I go away for 24 hours to write het-smut? Barbarian HORDES. With the fucking and the pillaging and the plagiarizing.

    Comment by Selah March — December 7, 2007 @ 4:45 pm | Reply

  6. while you’re not here, you might want to go learn about what a former transgendered (huh? wha???) person has to say about baby jesus butt plugs and other attacks on Christianity.

    It’s a mini-Sodom and Gomorrah! or is that Begorrah? And how do you get to be formerly transgendered?

    Comment by Kate R — December 8, 2007 @ 8:41 pm | Reply

  7. Huh. I have no coherent response to that clip.

    Comment by Selah March — December 9, 2007 @ 11:37 am | Reply

  8. I LEFT SELAH MARCH SPEECHLESS.
    HA! let this date be marked in the annals (heh, I said annals) of her life.

    ppppppffffthhhhh That was for all the hay you left lying around my place.

    Comment by Kate R — December 9, 2007 @ 8:02 pm | Reply

  9. and in case it wasn’t clear, they were talking about the Folsom Street Fair. Silly buggers.

    Comment by Kate R — December 9, 2007 @ 8:04 pm | Reply

  10. I’m too lazy to google the Folsom Street Fair, so I’ll take your word for it that these folks are silly buggers.

    Also? In regards to speechlessness and hay? Pbbbbbbbbffffffffffft.

    Comment by Selah March — December 10, 2007 @ 12:09 pm | Reply


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